Hello people of the human race, if you're seeing this page then its because of a few things.

1. The lovely people at Vlexo hosting have noticed that I abandoned them like some sort of Essex mother and forgot about the "announcements and updates".
2. I'm not allowed to just re-direct my domain to my tumblr like my lazy self has been doing for the last few months.
3. Eli is a nice chap, and has prompted me to actually want to code something.
4. This page is only going to be up for a short bit while I get my typewriter out to put the div's and the unordered lists where they belong.